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I'm not actually planning on CONTRACTING it. I was just wondering, if I told my boss I didn't feel well, and I thought I had swine flu (so I could do something a lot more interesting than WORK on a given night), how many times I could use that excuse. Four days? Five?
How long before he catches on that I really feel fine...I just don't want to work?

10 comments:

Cinnamon said...

Perhaps for a lifetime, but you will need for someone else to call in dead for you.
Cinn =)

Denese said...

Umm... think again. He would want a doctor's note releasing you to return to work, that showed you actually had swine flu, and are no longer contagious. You would be found out, and would have lots of time to pursue more interesting things than working...only you wouldn't have any money to do them.
Come on...grow up.

Sue S said...

you are right.
swine flu is everywhere now, but is mild.
just like common flu, get rest, drink water, dont go to doctor!!!

Kate said...

I wouldn't do that, your boss would probably freak, shut down the whole office and all your co-workers would hate you for making them think they were exposed.

Anonymous said...

You say that to your boss and you will have the local, state and federal health department all over you.

Beulah said...

Given the present situation, if you mention "flu" you will have so many health officials down on you, your boss would soon find out what you were up to.
Beulah

LUCKY 11 said...

Don't worry too much about that, if you told your boss you had swine flu, he would tell you to never come back,EVER again.

C said...

just say your coming down with a flu.

Kingsbee said...

Indefinitely!!

Jason said...

you dont have the power of planning to contact it. its like the flu.

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