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the cd drive opens and closes several times, like a human sneeze.
the processor overheats, just like a human fever.
the computer fan stops and starts causing inadequate ventilation, just like Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath in humans.
several pop up windows appear in succession - either you just visited a porn site or it's just like Confusion in humans.
NAH, i'm just messing with you. computers don't get this virus, humans do. So stay away from that pig farm in Mexico, anyone that appears sick and wash your hands.
Best Regards

7 comments:

yeeeehaa said...

... WOW. I guess that if you wanna know if it has it... First check to see if it is a human being. If it is... Check for a running nose and sneezing... The typical symptoms of the flu. If it has these symptoms, take it to a hospital to see if it has regular flu or the H1N1 version.

Blake H said...

H1N1 is not a computer virus. It is a virus that affects humans.

Migrashi said...

IF YOUR COMPUTER HAS AFFECTED SOMEBODY AND STOPPED
WORKING..HAHAA

Kevin E said...

Has your computer been with a hog lately?

Dave said...

IF YOU START SNEEZING AND COUGHING EVERYTIME YOU TURN IT ON

john t said...

You take it to a hospital for a CT scan and they will fix you up.

John said...

pfft.. lame.

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