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He did put something in our drinking water to lower our IQ's before he was elected. It's the only way he could have won. The swine flu would get him his second term.

12 comments:

Blending In said...

Governments love crises. Crises offer the chance to sound concerned, look busy and tell us what good care they're taking of us. And made-up crises are the best of all, because it's almost impossible to screw them up. I'm just saying the piggy pox is the crisis du jour.
The people who do TV news know what the audiences like by polling, rating and focus-grouping everything to death, they've got viewers so thoroughly psychoanalyzed that the art of picking, packaging and pacing news is really more a manipulative science.
The federal government is cracking open its stockpiles of flu-treatment drugs and moving them around the country to combat what Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has, mercifully, not yet referred to as a pig-caused disaster. (She's not referring to it as the swine flu, either, because that upsets pork producers. And in this one, rare instance, that is a reference to farmers, not Congress. Nor has Napolitano closed a border, which is good because she probably would close the Canadian one by mistake.)
Flu happens. And it spreads. And, unfortunately, it kills some people. Every year. o_O

WP Robot: premium autoblogging plugin said...

If the swine flu was created by anyone it would be the pharmaceutical companies that are making a fortune selling a flu vaccine to scared people.

Vareeabu said...

Yeah, he's getting rid of all the Mexican citizens that didn't vote for him.

Ghost of Tom Joad said...

Well I assume that someone has put something in your tap water to ask such a dumb question, but I'm guessing it isn't swine flu.

R8derMik said...

Obviously, something was put in your water to lower your IQ.

DINO said...

It was created by SMITHFIELD meat in their Mexico slaughter towns

yablocks said...

No, though it was hyped by the media so no one looks at what a horrible job Obama has done during his first 100 days.

Contessa O said...

Somebody certainly lowered your IQ.

Max Hoopla said...

You are wrong on all counts. Among other things.

johncool said...

your funny
these people are dumb or they hate america

Laser said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqMUuOPsa...

Improper Bostonian said...

Yeah... that's it, you figured it out.
I don't think you need to worry about the IQ thing.

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